ALCOA, Tenn. – The son of a well-known Alcoa pastor has taken out an order of protection against his father, claiming he was threatened with a gun during an argument at a church over his lack of church attendance. The order of protection was filed by 32-year-old Michael Louis Colquitt against 60-year-old Joe Colquitt, pastor of St. John Missionary Baptist Church.
The younger man told police his father pulled out a handgun when they met at the church to discuss church attendance. He told officers his father pointed the gun at him and threatened to kill him, his wife and family.
Joe Colquitt declined to comment when contacted by The Daily Times of Maryville. (story courtesy of The Daily Times)
Wah, wah, wah!! My Daddy pulled a gun on me! He threatened to kill me and wife and kids! Fucking grow up, dude; when it's a father-son situation, all laws go out the window. Last time I checked, pulling a gun on your kid and threatening to spray his and his families' brains all over the sidewalk wasn't called first-degree assault with a deadly weapon, it was called tough love.
You think your Pops likes having to whip his piece out at a House of The Lord? Get your fucking ass to church once in a while and maybe your old man wouldn't be forced to go Dirty Harry on you. Church attendance is down across the country. If a pastor can't count on his own flesh and blood to show up on Sunday and listen to him preach, then who the fuck can he count on? Not to mention the fact that you ran and snitched to the pigs like a fucking punkass bitch. Between not honoring The Lord and not honoring thy father, Michael Colquitt should be thanking his lucky stars that he's still breathing right now.
I'm not a God-fearing man at all, but if a pastor or priest or rabbi or imam came up to me and pulled out a heater demanding I attend service more often, you can bet your ass I'd be there the next weekend with my hair combed, shoes shined, suit pressed, and rosary beads on belting out every hymn so loud it would make the choir look like a bunch of mutes.
And I don't blame Father Joe here for not commenting on this story to the paper or the cops. That dude doesn't have to answer to anybody but God, and the fact that he's out there in the streets, pulling guns on his family and fighting the good fight has to have him at the top of God's list right now. When the day of reckoning comes, you know Joe Colquitt is being saved.
P.S.- Father Joe goes down as the ultimate badass if he used this speech on his son:
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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