The Good Old days? Really?

If you ask me, the good old days were just as shitty as the days are today. Here is a list of reasons why...

10. The sun still rises, despite our want for more sleep.

9. When we were young we were broke because we didn't have a job, now we are broke because of the government, tuition, and that lawsuit with the Vince, the Slap-chop guy.

8. At a young age we were afraid of 2 things: parents and jail, if we did something wrong, now we seem to have digressed and are afraid of our parents again...even if we end up in jail.

7. We have higher expectations now. For everything. But back then, we planned on everything being broken.

6. In the day, they didn't put weird flavors together to try and be clever. But they also had significantly less to choose from, which made it easier, but..."you could never try anything different."

5. We don't have time due to procrastination, back in the day we didn't have the tools to procrastinate.

4. Our "future plans" in grade school never came true, nor did our wish for more booze in college.

3. We have Vault, we lost Surge.

2. Our biggest problem as a kid was finding friends to play with, then XBox Live came along and now that we don't need friends, they lag.

1. Women still bleed from their vagina.

That is all.