WHAT THE GOD DAMNED FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

These aren't my creation, but it sums up my super rage at unintelligent and lazy members of the writing thunderdome. Old maybe, funny absolutely.

A Rapper's Attempt at Respect By Garrett R

***For the sake of fluid argument, I am generalizing all "artists" of this nature as rappers***

Now I will be the first to admit that not every rap/hip-hip or in this case "Electro House" song is total crap. The lyrics are typically vulgar, provocative, and borderline racist...but never have I ever seen a rapper try to justify his words as respectful.

Below I have a very current and very popular (based on how often it is played) song's lyrics...let's analyze a particular line...

"I’m trying find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful"

Wait...really? By saying that you need to TRY AND FIND the words to not be disrespectful immediately points out that your first reaction WAS in fact very DISRESPECTFUL.
And then you (the artist) goes on to say that the words they found were respectful were these:

Damn You’s a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you’s a sexy bitch, damn girl
Damn You’s a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you’s a sexy bitch, damn girl

Now...just a thought, I'm not sure of the general consensus with women...is "sexy bitch" something that you strive for to feel respected? Just a thought.

~Garrett Radant

PS- Even if this song did not have such twisted, beat around the bush lyrics, it would still blow some giant beans.

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David Guetta feat Akon - Sexy Bitch Lyrics

Yes i can see her
Cause every girl here wanna be her…
Ohh she’s a diva
They feel the same and i wanna meet her
They say she low down, its just a roomer and i don’t believe them
they say she needs to slow down
the baddest thing around town
She is nothing like a girl you've ever seen before, nothing you can compare to your neighborhood hoe
I’m trying find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The way that booty movin i just cant take no more
Have to stop what I’m doing so I can pull her close
I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
(Damn Girl)
Chorus
Damn You’s a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you’s a sexy bitch, damn girl
Damn You’s a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you’s a sexy bitch, damn girl
Yes i can see her
Cause every girl here wanna be her…
Ohh she’s a diva
They feel the same and i wanna meet her
They say she low down, its just a roomer and i don’t believe them
they say she needs to slow down
the baddest thing around town
She is nothing like a girl you’ve ever seen before nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood whore
I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The way that booty movin’ I cant take no more
Have to stop what I’m doing so I can pull her close
I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
(Damn Girl)
Chorus
Damn You’s a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you’s a sexy bitch, damn girl
Damn You’s a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you’s a sexy bitch, damn girl
Damn You’s a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you’s a sexy bitch, damn girl
Damn You’s a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you’s a sexy bitch, A SEXY BITCH
(outro)


Song Information
Released July 24, 2009
Genre Electro house
Length 3:16 (Radio Edit), 4:03 (Album Version)
Label Virgin, EMI
Producer David Guetta

The Good Old days? Really?

If you ask me, the good old days were just as shitty as the days are today. Here is a list of reasons why...

10. The sun still rises, despite our want for more sleep.

9. When we were young we were broke because we didn't have a job, now we are broke because of the government, tuition, and that lawsuit with the Vince, the Slap-chop guy.

8. At a young age we were afraid of 2 things: parents and jail, if we did something wrong, now we seem to have digressed and are afraid of our parents again...even if we end up in jail.

7. We have higher expectations now. For everything. But back then, we planned on everything being broken.

6. In the day, they didn't put weird flavors together to try and be clever. But they also had significantly less to choose from, which made it easier, but..."you could never try anything different."

5. We don't have time due to procrastination, back in the day we didn't have the tools to procrastinate.

4. Our "future plans" in grade school never came true, nor did our wish for more booze in college.

3. We have Vault, we lost Surge.

2. Our biggest problem as a kid was finding friends to play with, then XBox Live came along and now that we don't need friends, they lag.

1. Women still bleed from their vagina.

That is all.