Allow Myself to Introduce...Myself by "That Guy"

Before I shock your system with my sick flow and quick wit, I figured it was only fair to give you, dear readers, a crash course in who I am.

My name is Brad, I'm 23 years old, I'm an East Coaster still adjusting to life in Wisconsin, and most people who know me would probably call me a prick. But they also might call me a funny dude (assuming I paid them enough). I was recruited by Kyle to write for WaxonYDB because apparently he and Garrett were drunk enough one night to think the shit I wrote on Facebook was funny (feel free to check it out if you'd like to agree or disagree with them).

I'm going to state openly and honestly that I'm not here to provide any thought-provoking ideals, controversial viewpoints, or good-natured humor. I'll leave that to K-Dawg and G-Money since that is clearly what they excel at. The fact of the matter is that most of what I write about on this site will fall under the "other junk" category and I'm just fine with that.

I'm rude, I'm crude, I'm sarcastic, I'm cynical, and I tend to toe the lines of bad taste when I'm not busy leaping over them. But goddamn it, I think the world is a funny place and I find humor in pretty much everything that happens in it. Sure it's sick, twisted humor, but I don't see anything wrong with that, and if you have a sense of humor and are smart enough to realize that 98.747583% of what I write isn't written to be serious then you won't see anything wrong with it either.

I'll take the plunge right now and encourage any and all readers who have any reaction whatsoever to anything I write to contact via Facebook (I'm the only Brad Vietrogoski on there) or email me at bradvietro@yahoo.com. If you love it, hate it, or are turned on by it, let me know.

I'm thankful to Garrett and Kyle for giving me this chance and bringing me on board and I'm looking forward to hopefully helping everybody take life a little less seriously.