(SEATTLE, WA)- The director of Snohomish County Planning and Development Services was fired last week after an independent investigation found that he had exposed himself to a woman during a golf tournament in June.
According to the report, Ladiser drank two drink glasses of Jack Daniel's after he arrived at the Golf Club at Redmond Ridge and continued to drink heavily as he played in a foursome that included Michael Pattison, government-affairs manager for the Master Builders.
Witnesses said two nearby golfers were discussing tee length and one, the woman identified in the investigation as Jane Doe, held up a tee to Ladiser's foursome. Ladiser then walked up to the woman, unzipped his pants and said something to the effect of "I'll show you the size of my tee," the report says.
Sam Anderson, executive officer for the Master Builders Association, said Pattison contacted Ladiser the following day. Ladiser said he had no memory of the incident. Ladiser then called Anderson.
"He was very apologetic, very remorseful," said Anderson, who said Ladiser acknowledged that he had a drinking problem and said he planned to seek treatment.
Ladiser e-mailed Jane Doe on June 29. He said, "I have just heard of something that happened last Wednesday. I want to say with all my heart that I am truly sorry for what I did and assure you it will not happen again. I am seeking counseling immediately and will tender my resignation at the County. I have no excuses for the behavior. I am truly sorry."
When the woman learned that Ladiser had not resigned, but rather requested a leave to deal with "family issues," she contacted County Executive Aaron Reardon and detailed the alleged incident. (story courtesy of the Seattle Times)
Did I miss something here? Doesn't it clearly state in this story that the alleged incident occurred in June? I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations for something like this had expired by the time this tattle-tale bitch ratted out Mr. Ladiser to the authorities.
I'm also almost positive that when the U.S. Constitution mentions protecting "unalienable rights," it's referring to any guy's right to get shitfaced drunk at the golf course and whip his dick out. That would really be my only motivation for ever going to a golf course since any real man knows golf is a pussy sport, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, Mr. Ladiser was only doing what Tommie Jefferson and Benny Franklin were intending him to do when they drafted the most important document in our nation's history.
Not to mention the fact that Ladiser had already had 2 glasses of Jack Daniel's, TWO!!! When you're throwing back JD like a maniac everybody knows you can't be held accountable for your actions; just like T-Pain said, you gotta blame it on the al-al-al-al-al-alcohol.
If anybody is in the wrong here, it's this Jane Doe bitch. If you're going to stand around a drunkass dude talking and you serve up a softball like "is this tee big enough?", you can't expect him to not knock that out of the park. If you're out on the links with your dykey friends because your husband doesn't find you attractive anymore, don't start complaining when dudes flash their junk at you. Just be thankful you even remember what a penis looks like.
Did anybody ever even stop to think if maybe Ladiser did actually have a tee in his pants? Huh? Anybody?? Maybe he was wearing old khakis with a hole in the pocket and knew some tees had slipped out. He could have seen the tee that Jane Doe held up, and knowing it wasn't big enough, tried to help her out by letting her borrow one of his. Now he loses his membership to the golf club AND his job over this? ERRONEOUS!! ERRONEOUS ON BOTH COUNTS!!!
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